Dear Kanye

Dear Kanye West:

You know I have a crush on you for the past few months. I know my blog goddess, Tracie Eagan, thinks you are gay. I don't care. I have the highest respect of your bold sense of style. You like pink (not salmon),LV and scarves.But, can you please kill that awful mullet you sported on MTV's Inaugural Ball? You look like Eddy Murphy on Beverly Hills Cop data 1988

Yours truly,

Carla

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