When bad spelling f*(%ks Facebook

In this recurrent post we make fun of bad spelling in Facebook status updates.( I apologize to my all English speaking friends, some Spanish mistakes may pop up in this list). We protect the names of the ignorant for obvious reasons. ( You should buy for a dictionary with your tax return, people)
Here we go:

• Lidership ( as in leadership)
• Convensión ( convención-yep it had the accent)
• Everithing ( as in everything)
• Vacasiones ( vacaciones-how can't you know how write such a wonderful word)
• Asensor ( as in ascensor)
• Acavandome (as in acabandome)
• The winner: govierno (as in gobierno)

Keep writing people, I need material for the next one!