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because I can laugh at myself.
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because I can laugh at myself.
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- My Jersey Shore name (aka Guidette) is C-cat and I'm a catty bitch ( yes, kind of contradictory) Fist pump in the air!!!!!!
- My Tiger Woods Mistress persona is called Bettee Chin from Revere, MA. She is a 26 year old blogger. You know she's telling the truth because she has Tiger's cell number. Fore!!!!
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Having a sense of humor, specially about yourself, is a weapon beyond measure -The peaceful warrior
Last night, something similar to the picture happened. A long time friend touched my back and felt it. Yep, I had a bit of booty paper over my jeans!!!! Since my shirt was long nobody noticed, but it was funny. But after considering that this may be embarrassing, it just simply says.... I WIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!