Monday, March 9, 2009

Joke of the day!


A teacher was doing a study (taste)of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red... .......................Cherry

Yellow....................Lemon

Green.....................Lime
Orange..................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them;none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,

'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes!'

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